And the lazy mom now writes again...

Macam tu la kejadiannya...dah bertahun,tulis la satu ayat...lepas tu biar bersawang lagi blog ni. Maafkan mama ye anak-anak mama. Meh kita sum up semua cerita dalam satu blog untuk kita catch up apa dah jadi pada korang dua orang ye.

Abang Iman, 1/1/2014 baru-baru ni,abang Iman dah darjah 1 tau. As what other parents yang excited, mama dgn papa pun macam tu. Abang Iman tau,papa lagi melampau cuak(learn this word.) dari mama. Takut sangat abang tak pandai berdikari. Ye la,abang kan manja sangat. Perhaps we still think that you are still our baby,padahal dah berkali-kali abang Iman pesan.. "I am a big boy!". Sorry son,we never feel that way..not to us.

Yang paling mama risau, bahasa melayu abang.. kadang-kadang mama fikir, silap mama ke? I admit that i never exposed you to Malay language because you seems not to fond to the bahasa. So i think, well i know..that you will catch up the language eventually. Tak cepat,lambat. Tapi tak la sampai abang jadi fed up untuk belajar. Paling panic bila abang duduk dalam kelas dan cikgu Nisa(please remember this teacher,your first cikgu kelas yang you called CIKGU COMEL because you can't remember her name for a week) told me you can't understand sebab dia cakap melayu. I begged cikgu please speak english with you until you are comfortable in your new shell. Then suddenly you become very popular in that 1Barakah sebab tak pandai cakap melayu.
(your Umi perli mama,saying mesti ibu-ibu yang ikut tunggu anak-anak dia nak tengok mana satu mama iman..and when they see me they must be thinking "laa ni je pun mama dia!''kurang garam umi kamu tu!)

And parents are allowed to wait and observe the kids for two weeks,which I hope I can manage to guide you for two/three days la mula-mula, papa ajar abang ke toilet,cara kencing tanpa buka seluar (oh please forgive me,mama tak rela ke tandas sekolah. Memang tandas sekolah dari zaman mama sekolah lagi mama tak pernah masuk. Ya rabbi I don't know why son,public toilet in school are sooooo stinky,like everytime you came home and tell ''today,the toilet smells very poopie''). I guide you to the canteen since kamu sangat pemalu bila ramai orang. Teach you what to do where to eat(you ended up makan sambil berlari dengan kawan-kawan,no more sitting on the bench to eat)

MAKCIK KANTIN,BOLEH TAK BUAT AIR TU BAIK-BAIK SIKIT. MILO SATU SENDUK GULA 9KG AIR SATU TEMPAYAN!!!!! GILA UNTUNG KAU MAKCIK!!!JUAL SEHINGGET SATU PEK.

Papa on the other hand after 3days kita dua orang tunggu kamu,papa paksa mama pulak pergi tengok-tengokkan abang,which actually I don't think it is necessary..tapi dah di suruh karang derhaka pulak kalau tak ikut. Melarat la sampai hari ke 7 sekolah.

Let see, mama bekalkan abang breakfast,you gave it to your friend,so I stop cooking early morning because it is such a waste weh hero mama.Mama masak kamu kasi kawan. Ada baiknya aku bela kawan-kawan kau tu kan!
So instead of giving food,you give money pulak to your friend. Kata abang kawan abang duit habis.Nak beli aiskrim takde duit. Good. Kena marah lagi. I said bring your friend to our home,Mama bela dia. You stop give money to them
Lepas tu you wanted to go to school shop which you discovered masa tengah berlari-lari. We gave you extra money and you come home with nothing and said, "I bought two marker and i gave it to my friend. Please don't be mad at me,I did not give money to them''. yaaa ampun!!Kena marah lagi..
Tapi semua tu Iman,ilmu hidup... you learned bits of it everytime.

Sekarang..dah nak habis bulan ke dua Iman darjah satu. Banyak benda yang Iman dah belajar. Paling mama suka,bahasa melayu kamu is so much better dari dulu. Walaupun banyak sangat yang mengarut, you seems ada effort nak belajar bahasa. Tapi yang paling best,semakin banyak vocab bahasa abang tahu,semakin banyak english words yang complicated you can read. How amazing is that son????!!!!

Sampai hari ni,most of it you understand apa cikgu minta,and you tore 2 sets of your track bottom,tapak kasut dah lari dari tapak asal,your tie dah mama kena jahit balik,beg dah tercabut satu zip,and your white school uniform are no more white. haduh....


neway..you are doing great kiddo!!!